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MAGILOU'S ☆ MENAGERIE ☆ a traveling troupe of mischievous misfits MAGIKAZAM! In a world ruled by emotions, it's important to harness the ones from the more positive end of the spectrum. Fun, laughter, glee... Magilou's Menagerie manufactures mirth like no other performing troupe! A wide range of entertaining shows include magic, theatrics, stunts and stand-up comedy! Magic tricks?! No, not tricks, you ignorant shoelace! Tricks are for street performers, not for the great and powerful sorceress Mazhigigika Miludin do Din Nolurun Dou, better known as Miss Magilou! Watch her pull miracles out of her hat faster than you can say WITCH PLEASE! You know what they say... Throw out your medicine, kids, because magic and laughter is the only cure! STAFF: ☆ Magilou ☆ Bienfu ☆ Eizen ☆ Laphicet ☆ Velvet Crowe ☆ Rokurou Rangetsu ☆ Eleanor Hume ☆ TESTIMONIALS: "Miss Magilou's show has changed my life, I am now a better person because of it. I am a respectable doctor." - Dr. B. Fuschie Cass "REASONABLY amazing!" - A. Collbrande "Fun for the family or a romantic date - or both!" - Teresa Examples of our services... Magic Show: Witness Miss Magilou and her dazzling assistants Vel & Elle defy everything you thought you knew about the world. You got science and tech? We got DOVES! "Coo-Coo!" Death by Laughter: Whether or not you can see or hear the featured reaper's comedy act, rest assured that something will go hilariously wrong! What will happen? Who knows! The ultimate thrill!! Midnight Monologues: Each week, a guest draws a topic card and must talk about the subject at great length. There are no boundaries here, just juicy deets. Don't miss it! Fortune Telling: Whoa, Miss Magilou can predict your future?! For a low price, you could possibly learn tomorrow's winning lottery numbers or even prevent your own death. Quit dawdling, take control of your destiny! (no refunds) ...and much more! CONTACT NOW! BOOKINGS What are you waiting for? Contact Miss Magilou and organize a show today! TICKETS Not all shows are free! Pay extra for premium comedy acts! Guaranteed laughs. If you don't like to laugh then you could be a sociopath. GUESTS Need a quick buck? Magilou's Menagerie is always looking for fresh guest appearances. You got the talent? You got the gig! (participate at own risk)